The Gods' worldly proxies

Abbé, Abbess, Abbot, Apostle, Augur, Ayatollah, Bishop, Cardinal, Chaplain, Church man, Clerk, Commissioner, Confessor, Deacon, Ecclesiastical, Evangelist, Exorcist, Exeget, Faith healer, Father, Fortune Teller, Godman, Guru, Imam, Interpreter, Mullah, Padre, Pastor, Pope, Preacher, Presbyter, Priest, Prophet, Provost, Rabbi, Reverend, Seer, Shepherd, Spectator, Spiritual Leader, Theist, Theologian, Vicar

 There are plenty of career opportunities within a religion! Common to the listed roles is the perception of one's own true gift to correctly interpret God's will and meaning.  

 However, several scriptures say that it is plain herasy claiming the gift to truly interpret God's will and meaning.


So here we have a bit of a problem.

 

So let's try this:

1.) Chose your preferred deputy function.

2.) Have your God issue a genuine, handwritten authorization

3.) Away you go!


(Should you happen to preach something totally bonkers, you can always excuse that with "my God works in mysterious ways"!)